Found July 04, 2013 on Sports by Colin:
PLAYERS: Lindsay Lohan
Sidetracked thespian and polluted vertical smile Lindsay Lohan turned 27 on Tuesday, July 2. Born in Gotham, the 5-foot-5, 115 pound Lohan initially achieved fame in The Parent Trap. However, LiLo gained infamy for rampantly abusing blow and firewater. Twice pinched driving *********, the shopworn firecrotch is a thief who has done time in the can. A chain-smoker and box of Italian and Irish descent, Lohan showcased her booming 36D mammary glands in the February 2012 issue of Playboy. Aroused by snatch, the struggling Roman Catholic has taken enough wood to build a cabin in Maine. To an intriguing vamp, … Continue reading →
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