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Write this down: The Blue Jays are in a heap of trouble

The stinking 1927 Blue Jays won again yesterday. So what else is new? They never lose. Everybody knows that. They are God's latest gift to cold-brewed Canada, like fracking and Celine Dion. The fact is, Canada hasn't done squid-squat since Stephen Page left the Barenaked Ladies, and no matter what happens this October, Jose Bautista could enter a bar with a supermodel, but...

Underrated: Justin Forsett

Hey Razzball Nation, I am Max, your new fantasy scapegoat guru. I will soon be writing over on the basketball section as well, lending JB a hand on a weekly basis. Now you guys don’t know me. Those annoying voices in your head might be asking, “Who the F is this guy? Is he trustworthy?”. Razzballers you are right, my apologies, let me introduce myself. I play way too much fantasy...
Via Razzball Football
August 21, 2015  |  Discuss

Marlins pipe in fart sounds as Nationals take batting-practice cuts

The Miami Marlins couldn't ruffle the Washington Nationals by playing a Celine Dion song during batting practice, so they decided to add a little pop to the pregame activities. The Marlins attempted to exact some revenge on the Nationals before Wednesday's game by giving them a whiff of their own medicine, the Washington Post reported. While the Nationals took the field for batting...
Via Fox Sports
July 30, 2015  |  Discuss

Good Game, Rubby. Tuesday Hangs A Lede On You

Yesterday, Rubby de la Rosa threw 9 IP, 2 ER, 6 baserunners (0 BBs) and 5 Ks, a semiprecious stone of a game. (Maybe I didn't need to use a thesaurus for the word gem.) Rubby reminded me of Celine Dion and her baby. If I could hold Rubby to my ear, what would his future sound like? *paints Rubby on a seashell for makeshift future-telling device, puts seashell up to ear* I hear...
Via Razzball
May 19, 2015  |  Discuss

Video: Billy Zane thanks One Direction fans for all their support

So many around the world were devastated on Wednesday upon learning that Zayn Malik was leaving One Direction. (Here in the AP Party offices, our Jeremy Klumpp has been inconsolable. We’re just going to give him some time.) Someone else deeply affected by the outpouring of affection toward Zayn is actor Billy Zane. As you can see for yourself in the following Funny or Die video...
Via Bloguin Best
March 26, 2015  |  Discuss

Betting With Beddict, Week 12: High and Mighty

Overall: 71-58-1, Locks: 7-1 Greetings! Beddict here, weak and heavily medicated. For you see, I banged my chin on a flawless white marble kitchen countertop in a home owned by Celine Dion while shooting a soft core porn for Cinemax that should be out sometime in 2016. That's right ya'll, Beddict's got 15 stitches in his chinny-chin-chin, and you'll witness it on Razzball Radio...
Via Razzball Football
November 22, 2014  |  Discuss

Guy Creates Celine Dion Music Video After Being Stuck In Airport

All by myself from Richard Dunn on Vimeo. Richard Dunn was stuck at the McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas, and instead of poppin’ a squat and being miserable, Dunn created a video of himself lip-syncing to Celine Dion’s version of the Eric Carmen classic “All By Myself”. The post Guy Creates Celine Dion Music Video After Being Stuck In Airport appeared first on Diehardsport.
Via Diehardsport
June 11, 2014  |  Discuss

Getting to know new Carolina Panthers offensive tackle David Foucault (VIDEO)

Canadians are cool people. They gave us the telephone, poutine, and a cherubic voice in Celine Dion. They’ve also given the Carolina Panthers their newest offensive tackle, David Foucault. Foucault, whose name is pronounced foo-KOH, is a 6’7, 300 pound tackle out of the University of Montreal. In college, he shifted from the defensive to offensive line, starting at guard before...
Via cover32 - Panthers
May 22, 2014  |  Discuss

Chicago billboard raises stakes on USA-CAN semifinal: 'Loser keeps Bieber': PHOTO

Canada already beat the U.S. in the women's gold medal hockey final so it's likely Celine Dion is probably America's to keep. But one Chicago-area billboard has now raised the stakes so high that no red-blooded Yank will accept anything less than a victory in the men's Olympic hockey semifinal Friday.You gotta belieb believe.OUCH: "Loser Keeps Bieber" billboard pops up ahead of...
Via The Other Paper
February 20, 2014  |  Discuss

Video: Verne Lundquist Doesn’t Seem To Know Who Ne-Yo Is

I’m not sure that this comes as the biggest surprise ever, but it doesn’t appear that CBS announcer Verne Lundquist listens to much R&B. At the very least, he doesn’t seem very familiar with Ne-Yo. During his call of today’s Army-Navy game, Verne had to read a promo for Celine Dion’s ‘A Home For The Holidays’ concert that will air on CBS on Wednesday, which also...
Via College Spun
December 14, 2013  |  Discuss

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