Ranking every Super Bowl halftime show ever

This halftime performance is the first of four by Up With People, who also performed in Super Bowl XIV, Super Bowl XVI and Super Bowl XX. We grouped them all together because they were all basically the same thing: grown adults singing and dancing with cult-like enthusiasm and soulless eyes. These will forever be the worst and probably most terrifying series of Super Bowl halftime performances ever.

There are a lot of forgotten Super Bowl performances, but this one may be at the top. After an extensive search on the Google machine and Getty Images, there is not one picture that shows the halftime show. The only thing we found is this vinyl record of the performance on sale and this supposed YouTube post of the audio. One thing is for sure, though, the riders for those bands must have been insane.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that Elvis Presto (a Presley impersonator) would have performed songs by the King for this year's halftime show (he didn't). At this time, halftime shows didn't feature big mainstream pop acts and wouldn't really feature them until Michael Jackson's famous 1993 performance. 

In the beginning, the NFL wasn't exactly America's pastime so it had to get a little creative with the halftime entertainment. What's more creative (read: cheap) than a bunch of students playing instruments? To be fair, those bands were accompanied by accomplished musicians like Mercer Ellington and singers like Helen O'Connell, so they had some fanfare at least.

Super Bowl XXIV’s New Orleans location made for an all-Louisiana halftime show cast, featuring clarinetist Pete Fountain, fiddler Doug Kershaw and singer Irma Thomas. The Peanuts gang also helped with the festivities.

The First Lady of Song headlined the "Salute to Louis Armstrong" performance at Super Bowl VI along with Carol Channing and trumpeter Al Hirt. She and Hirt doubled up to perform a rendition of "Mack the Knife," a song that Louis Armstrong introduced to the U.S. in 1956

Carol Channing is notable as the first celebrity to headline a Super Bowl halftime show and the first to have a second performance, as she co-starred in Super Bowl VI.

The Black Eyed Peas dominated the pop charts in the 2000s, and their Super Bowl XLV appearance came just as their output began to wane. The group performed a medley of its biggest hits, such as “I Gotta Feeling,” “Boom Boom Pow” and “Let’s Get It Started.” Guns 'N Roses guitarist Slash made an appearance, as did Usher, for an all-around star-studded show.

This halftime show was headlined by Shania Twain, No Doubt and Sting, all of whom performed a medley of their own hits, including, respectively, “Man! I Feel Like a Woman!” “Just a Girl” and “Message in a Bottle.”

Super Bowl XLIV marked the last time a legacy rock act performed the Super Bowl halftime show. The Who, down to only two founding members (Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend), performed the requisite medley of the band's hits, including “Pinball Wizard,” “Baba O’Riley” and “Won’t Get Fooled Again.” The performance also was the first since Super Bowl XXXIV that had no crowd surrounding the halftime show stage.

Dedicated to the then-upcoming 1992 Winter Olympics, this show featured figure skaters Brian Boitano and Dorothy Hamill and was capped off by a performance by Gloria Estefan. As nice as the citizens of Minnesota are, these elements were a tough sell when combined.

Chubby Checker and the Rockettes performed this year's Super Bowl halftime festivities, produced by Radio City Music Hall. The field full of grand pianos was a very unique touch and could be heard booming when Checker was belting out his classic song, "Let's Twist Again."

Produced by Disney and themed on Epcot, this year’s halftime show was notable for its multigenerational and genre-busting lineup, featuring Phil Collins, Christina Aguilera, Enrique Iglesias, Tina Turner and Toni Braxton.

Titled “A Celebration of Soul, Salsa and Swing,” this year's halftime show featured Stevie Wonder, Gloria Estefan and '90s swing-revival band Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

Disney packed this year’s halftime show with over 3,000 children in its “A Small World Salute to 25 Years of the Super Bowl,” with New Kids on the Block serving as the headliner.

The last halftime show for some time to feature country music at its center (the most recent being Shania Twain in Super Bowl XXXVII), this year featured the Judds, Clint Black, Tanya Tucker, Travis Tritt, and Brooks & Dunn. The performance felt like a 10-minute square dance. Make of that what you will.

Aerosmith was tapped to perform this year, joined on stage by a pastiche of early-2000s stars, including NSync, Britney Spears and Nelly. The sight of Aerosmith joining a boy band in a medley of NSync songs probably earned a lot of eye rolls from dads across America.

The Super Bowl XXXI halftime show was titled “Blues Brothers’ Bash” and featured Blues Brothers (and Blues Brothers 2000) actors Dan Aykroyd, John Goodman and Jim Belushi, who were also joined by ZZ Top and the Godfather of Soul himself, James Brown.

Another Disney-produced halftime show, this year's performance started with basically a live commercial for Disneyland's newest attraction, Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye. But afterward, LaBelle was joined onstage by Tony Bennett, Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine at the 1995 Super Bowl. It was a fun show aside from the shameless plug.

Two words: Left Shark. In most assuredly the most bizarre halftime performance to date, pop star Katy Perry put on a trippy performance for the ages. From coming out on some sort of mechanical lion to odd sharks dancing in the background, it was quite the "Fireworks" display, if you will.

Never before or since has a Super Bowl halftime show been so widely discussed. Janet Jackson headlined the Super Bowl XXXVIII show and was joined by Justin Timberlake for a duet. Already fairly risqué for the Super Bowl, the performance closed with the final line of the song “Rock Your Body,” which went, “I’m gonna have you naked by the end of this song." Timberlake then tore off a part of Jackson’s costume, exposing her right breast and a piece of nipple jewelry. Despite CBS’ efforts to cut away from the shot, the damage was done. The FCC and CBS received numerous complaints, Jackson’s career was derailed (though Timberlake emerged relatively unscathed and became more popular than ever shortly after), and the American public made the moment the most rewatched moment in TiVo history.

The Rolling Stones, in their 44^th year as a band, performed three songs at Super Bowl XL , including “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction.” “Here’s one we could have done at Super Bowl I,” Mick Jagger quipped at the song’s introduction. As a result of Janet Jackson’s infamous Super Bowl XXXVIII performance, ABC and the NFL imposed a five-second delay on the broadcast and had the Stones agree to the delay and censoring of the band’s lyrics.

After changing from Roman numerals to a regular number for the first time ever, Super Bowl organizers were hoping not to take any L's — even in the halftime show. They had international rock band Coldplay to headline the show and brought back two of the better performances from recent years in Beyonce and Bruno Mars. Beyonce stole the show with the live debut of "Formation," but it was otherwise an uneventful performance.

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band took the halftime stage for Super Bowl XLIII , accompanied by The Miami Horns and a gospel choir. To keep within the allotted 12 minutes, the Boss and company played only four songs, each with a minute excised to fit the run time. Bob Costas remarked that he felt Springsteen would be too old to have a physical performance; Springsteen jumped on the piano in the opening number to prove him wrong.

Madonna’s Super Bowl XLVI halftime show was the most-watched before Bruno Mars’ appearance and was notable for an incident involving one of her fellow performers. M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj were both tapped to accompany Madonna, along with LMFAO and CeeLo Green. During the performance of “Give Me All Your Luvin,” M.I.A. flipped off the camera and went on to be sued by the NFL to the tune of $16 million. The singer and the league later settled, though the terms were not disclosed to the public.

As a tribute to Motown’s 40^th anniversary, this year’s halftime show — appropriately titled “A Tribute to Motown’s 40^th Anniversary” — featured Boyz II Men, the Temptations, Smokey Robinson, Queen Latifah and Martha Reeves. Smokey Robinson led the Temptations for a few minutes. It was awesome.

Super Bowl halftime show producers searched for a safe choice to headline after the Janet Jackson “Nipplegate” debacle the year prior. Paul McCartney was chosen and performed a medley of Beatles songs, including “Hey Jude,” as well as Wings’ “Live and Let Die.”

Diana Ross performed the Super Bowl XXX “Take Me Higher: A Celebration of 30 Years of the Super Bowl” show, notably being taken from a helicopter at the end of the show.

The most watched Super Bowl halftime show in history featured singer Bruno Mars, who was joined by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Mars played a string of his own hits, accompanied by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, who also performed their 1991 hit “Give It Away.” Because Super Bowl XLVIII was the first to be played outdoors in a cold-weather city, logistics planners worried the show might not go on. Fortunately, that wasn’t the case.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers signed on to perform the Super Bowl XLII halftime show, after the selection committee passed over Norah Jones, Bruce Springsteen (who would play the halftime show the following year) and the Eagles (who were said to have turned down the offer). Bon Jovi also expressed interest.

Beyonce, arguably the world’s foremost pop star, was tapped in October 2012 to head the Super Bowl XLVII halftime show. Despite rumors that her husband Jay Z would potentially perform with her, he wound up not appearing. However, Beyonce reunited with the members of Destiny’s Child to perform a number of the group's old hits, though the majority of songs were Beyonce’s solo work. After her electrifying set, the lights at the Superdome famously went out for 34 minutes.

The King of Pop was one of the few performers ever to perform solo in the Super Bowl halftime show, memorably being catapulted on stage for his opener and performing some of his biggest hits, including “Billie Jean” and ”Black or White.” For his finale, Jackson featured an audience card stunt, a video montage of his humanitarian efforts around the world and a 3,500-member choir of local kids singing “We Are the World.” Notably, this was the only halftime show in Super Bowl history where audience numbers grew during the show rather than the game.

In the first Super Bowl since the 9/11 attacks, U2 performed three songs for the Super Bowl XXXVI halftime show. The band altered lyrics in the song “Where the Streets Have No Name” to avoid any potential controversy, as the names of the 9/11 victims were projected on a screen behind the band during the performance. To close, Bono opened his jacket, revealing an American flag printed on the lining. The performance was widely acclaimed as one of, if not the, best ever.

Who needs the King of Pop when you can have Prince? The legendary musician's halftime performance featured covers of Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bob Dylan, the Foo Fighters and Queen, along with Prince’s signature songs, “Let’s Go Crazy,” “Baby, I’m a Star” and an appropriate closing with “Purple Rain,” delivered in a Miami downpour. In true Prince form, the incredible performance had a little controversy due to an “unfortunately placed” guitar in a silhouette shot. You can guess as to where it was placed. Also, Prince played with live instruments, which is rarely (if ever) done in modern Super Bowl halftime performances, and strutted around the slick stage with high-heeled boots. The man is a demigod.