Sup betches. Kristina here. When Big Cat told me he was shutting down The Hot Glove my response was, Shut the f up you stupid betch! But then I felt bad and we made up and I decided I would do a farewell post so here goes nothing.
Did you guys see Jane Seymour at the Oscars??? EWWWWWWWW. Last I checked Jessica Rabbit wasn’t 90 years old. Get a life grandma.
Or how about Cameron Diaz. Nice Cape betch. I remember when I wore a cape, then my mom got a job. Seriously, welcome to fall 2011, you’re only 4 months late.
Hey Viola Davis, I like my thin mint boxes in the freezer not on the red carpet. LOLOLO
I didn’t know dressing like a big giant cloud was the new thing for 2012. Seriously missi. Baby Blue? More like Baby Eww.
Ok, on a more serious note now. Did people see Jessica Simpson’s preggers photo? How gorg does she look? Ugh, I’m so jelly of Jessica. I want to get pregnant and have twinsies so bad. Then my boobs will look super hot.
Alright betches I’m outie 500. If you...