Found June 27, 2012 on The Queensbury Rules:
PLAYERS: Bob ArumDon King
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Top Rank founder and CEO Bob Arum announced today that he has signed an extension of his contract with Satan, the Prince of Darkness, through 2015, with a mutual option for 2016. Under the terms of the deal, the devil will continue to ensure that Top Rank retains its privileged position at the forefront of boxing promoters. Satan will guarantee television and pay-per-view dates for Top Rank; make certain that top fighters remain within the stable and new stars are added; and deflect interference from legitimate media sources, the law and disgruntled fans. In exchange, Arum has promised his eternal soul to the ancient serpent, as well as those of several other undisclosed Top Rank employees and contracted fighters. “Top Rank and Satan have maintained one of the longest, most successful professional relationships in the history of boxing,” Arum said. “I am proud to announce that this association will continue unabated.” The longtime partnership began in 1966, when Arum excha...
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