Just look at what their sustained failure has done to this little fella.
As for the other youngster, well, it looks like he could be Division II material someday.
Really, really go out of your way to avoid the guy from USC. Crying in public is so unseemly.
Well, probably not. He is finished after this season. At least he left a trail of snappy tribute songs in his wake.
His Detroit Lions have been an epic disappointment. Fortunately, he is still in demand for clothing commercials.
And the animators in the Far East are all over the story, as you would hope.
As this song reminds us. Imagine winning just one of your first nine match-ups? Painful,
And the players are glad to see so many of them at their games. Attempts to kill baseball in Baltimore have failed.
His musical icon, David Hasselhoff, should beware.