The chance to be seen on the big board brings out the absolute best in people.

We're thinking Roger Goodell would want none of this nonsense in his pristine league.

He probably does. Which is why imitating him to pick up women might not be such a bad idea.

Perhaps, if that team's IT department needed a boost.

We're guessing every NFL team has been through this tape many, many times. It cost the young man more than make-believe dead girlfriend.

We can't figure out what is going on with our favorite Miami Heat role player. Can you?

With this wonderful little ditty. Given this man courtside seats. He would add way more to the game ambiance than Jack Nicholson at Los Angeles Lakers games.

Life in the NBA won't be the same without Kobe. Although apparently not everybody is devastated by his injury.

Do not -- we repeat, do not -- wave a pork chop in front of a Yankees fan while doing a TV report on ballpark concessions. These people are animals.

Apparently not. Rutgers finally canned him, but he will live in infamy.